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Saturday, December 9th, 2006
11:45 pm
Posting, as if you were worth it.
I keep thinking I should post some stuff, but let's face it, is anyone really worthy of what I would write? I mean after I dumb it down so the "little people" can keep track, there really isn't much left to say. Perhaps if we could all post in latin it would be worthwhile.

Who knows.

Anyway, to console those among you who wandered in here by mistake (probably because of the word 'bastards' in the title), I will leave you a poem to fathom and memorize, if you can. You could write it down to read at parties and what not, after all the pilsner is gone and someone dares to open one of those "dark" beers (oh they are so thick! As if a beer's viscosity changes with its color...)


It was dark
The shadoes moved
The wind howled
The can clattered
I ran past the bus stop
Through the street
Up the stairs
And home

Keys rattled in the door
Breathlessly I tossed the door open
to hide inside

It was dark



Current Mood: DUH, it's dark
Monday, April 25th, 2005
1:59 pm
world domination...... let us begin an election for world leader... who do you choose?
Monday, August 16th, 2004
3:36 pm
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
8:58 am
I, Lauramander, do humbly seek the endorsement of this community for the cryingbabyjebus / lauramander campaign for LJ President.

Preliminary poll open now!


Thank you, and God Bless!
Friday, May 28th, 2004
11:12 am
Friday, March 5th, 2004
12:40 pm
Hello Shallow People. Thank you for taking the time to post your tired looking face in a rating community.

We have decided to take this opportunity to take your ugly ass pictures and use them to make ourselves laugh. We will post them, and we will point out all of your flaws, and show you for the shallow fuck that you are.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2003
11:58 pm
I cant believe an 18 year old drug addict has the audacity to tell me to grow up. They are CAT TRANQUILIZERS, darling. Used for CATS. Why must everyone that has no clue comment on my relationship?

Current Mood: annoyed
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
7:56 pm
I should abstain from reading "ricer" forums, even if it's by accident while hunting another piece of information.

I wanted to sign up, log on, and post replies to every person in there, to the effect of "Oh my GOD, you people make my brain hurt. You're all a bunch of feckless morons!"

Ever feel like doing that in a forum? To denigrate everyone because they all seem so deserving?
Sunday, June 29th, 2003
12:47 am

shelley. 22. female.

teh new girl.

love me.

Current Mood: mischievous
Tuesday, June 10th, 2003
12:49 pm
a web site for the modern world conqueror!

Current Mood: mischievous
Saturday, April 12th, 2003
12:19 am
When I take over the world...
...I'm gonna have me a troll bonfire. No wood involved. ::cackles:: Why burn innocent trees for a bonfire when trolls are so nicely flammable?

Current Mood: devious
12:09 am
I am only posting this once. Consider this your warning.
If you cannot conduct yourself accordingly, please remove yourself from this community, or you will be banned without warning.

Thank you.
Friday, April 11th, 2003
6:09 am
As for me...
I'm going to take great pride in seeing banned all of the people who see fit to violate the Terms of Service.

Current Mood: accomplished
8:42 am
One day
One day I will like ponies
Thursday, April 10th, 2003
5:54 pm
My plans for elimnating the stupids of the world
1. I will collect the multitude of stupid, ignorant people and put them in a small enclosed place

2. Then I will ship them to a small, uninhabited island and drop the stupids on the island, with a substantial amount of fresh water (Hey, death by dehydration is cruel in my opinion) and starve them.

3. As hunger begins to consume them, they will begin to eat each other, I will watch on with overwhelming glee

4. Then when the last person is left they will be alone and without food, he will slowly begin to waste away to nothing before finally dying.

Current Mood: happy
Monday, March 24th, 2003
10:55 pm
I swear... when I take over the world, the first thing I'm going to do is decree that being a moron -- willfully moronic and utterly fuckin' dense -- is a crime punishable by a slow, torturous death. There are too many like this out there.

I just got told I cannot make any objective statements about what any given function of a body part is for. Umm... okay. Show me somebody who can sniff with his eyeball, talk out his ear, see with his nose, and digest food with his heart, and then we'll talk.

Current Mood: irate
Sunday, February 16th, 2003
12:13 pm
you're wasting your time, you know.
i have a vast army of mecha-pikachus armed to the gills with steak knives and staple guns.

i stifle a baronial yawn at your futile attempts at elitism. how quaint.

i have the world in my well lined pocket. form an orderly queue.
Thursday, December 5th, 2002
11:39 pm
I need a program that can 'clean' up MP3 files. I have a bunch (er, 400 hours) worth of old radio dramas and I want to give a few to my dad. Thing is the quality sounds real hissy, almost vinal. Everything else is pretty good, but the hissing is annoying. Any thoughts?
Tuesday, November 26th, 2002
11:46 pm
When I take over the world...
I'm going to make sure my henchmen know how to shoot. Not just shoot, but actually hit what they're shooting at. Alien guys on V. "Precise" Imperial Stormtroopers. COBRA soldiers...

PATHETIC! Pathetic, miserable excuses of henchmen! My henchmen will know how to hit a target -- a moving target at that!

if they can't learn after 30 days, I'm going to select a few, and use them for demonstrations to the others while I shoot them. Properly demonstrate to my henchmen how to hit a moving target. That'll give them plenty of incentive to improve their marksmanship.

Can't get good quality henchmen anymore. Feh. I'll get quality in my henchmen if I have to beat it into them!

Oh, yes, and I want sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads too! ... just 'cause, y'know?

Current Mood: silly
5:45 pm
"You must die, I alone am best."
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